We know the Mountain and the Mouse.
    We know Great Cry and Little Wool.
We know the purseless Ears of Sows.
    We know the Frog that aped the Bull.
    We know, whatever Trick we pull,
(Ourselves have gambled once or twice)
    A Bobtailed Flush is not a Full.
We know the Bonfire on the Ice.

We know that Ones and Ones make Twos—
    Till Demos votes them Three or Nought.
We know the Fenris Wolf is loose.
    We know what Fight has not been fought.
    We know the Father to the Thought
Which argues Babe and Cockatrice
    Would play together, were they taught.
We know that Bonfire on the Ice.

We know that Thriving comes by Thrift.
    We know the Key must keep the Door.
We know his Boot-straps cannot lift
    The frightened Waster off the Floor.
    We know these things, and we deplore
That not by any Artifice
    Can they be altered. Furthermore
We know the Bonfires on the Ice!