| “NO, boy, we must not”—so began My Uncle (he’s with God long since),
 A-petting me, the good old man!
 “We must not”—and he seemed to wince,
 And lost that laugh whereto had grown
 His chuckle at my piece of news,
 How cleverly I aimed my stone—
 “I fear we must not pelt the Jews!
 
“When I was young indeed,—ah, faithWas young and strong in Florence too!
 We Christians never dreamed of scathe
 Because we cursed or kicked the crew.
 But now—well, well! The olive-crops
 Weighed double then, and Arno’s pranks
 Would always spare religious shops
 Whenever he o’erflowed his banks!
 
“I’ll tell you”—and his eye regainedIts twinkle—“tell you something choice!
 Something may help you keep unstained
 Your honest zeal to stop the voice
 Of unbelief with stone-throw—spite
 Of Laws, which modern fools enact,
 That we must suffer Jews in sight
 Go wholly unmolested! Fact!
 
“There was, then, in my youth, and yetIs, by our San Frediano, just
 Below the Blessed Olivet,
 A wayside ground wherein they thrust
 Their dead,—these Jews,—the more our shame!
 Except that, so they will but die,
 Christians perchance incur no blame
 In giving hogs a hoist to sty.
 
“There, anyhow, Jews stow awayTheir dead; and—such their insolence—
 Slink at odd times to sing and pray
 As Christians do—all make-pretence!—
 Which wickedness they perpetrate
 Because they think no Christians see.
 They reckoned here, at any rate,
 Without their host: ha, ha! he, he!
 
“For, what should join their plot of groundBut a good Farmer’s Christian field?
 The Jews had hedged their corner round
 With bramble-bush to keep concealed
 Their doings: for the public road
 Ran betwixt this their ground and that
 The Farmer’s, where he ploughed and sowed,
 Grew corn for barn and grapes for vat.
 
“So, properly to guard his storeAnd gall the unbelievers too,
 He builds a shrine and, what is more,
 Procures a painter whom I knew,
 One Buti (he’s with God), to paint
 A holy picture there—no less
 Than Virgin Mary free from taint
 Borne to the sky by angels: yes!
 
“Which shrine he fixed,—who says him nay?—A-facing with its picture-side
 Not, as you’d think, the public way,
 But just where sought these hounds to hide
 Their carrion from that very truth
 Of Mary’s triumph: not a hound
 Could act his mummeries uncouth
 But Mary shamed the pack all round!
 
“Now, if it was amusing, judge!—To see the company arrive,
 Each Jew intent to end his trudge
 And take his pleasure (though alive)
 With all his Jewish kith and kin
 Below ground, have his venom out,
 Sharpen his wits for next day’s sin,
 Curse Christians, and so home, no doubt!
 
“Whereas, each phiz upturned beholdsMary, I warrant, soaring brave!
 And in a trice, beneath the folds
 Of filthy garb which gowns each knave,
 Down drops it—there to hide grimace,
 Contortion of the mouth and nose
 At finding Mary in the place
 They’d keep for Pilate, I suppose!
 
“At last, they will not brook—not they!—Longer such outrage on their tribe:
 So, in some hole and corner, lay
 Their heads together—how to bribe
 The meritorious Farmer’s self
 To straight undo his work, restore
 Their chance to meet and muse on pelf—
 Pretending sorrow, as before!
 
“Forthwith, a posse, if you please,Of Rabbi This and Rabbi That
 Almost go down upon their knees
 To get him lay the picture flat.
 The spokesman, eighty years of age,
 Gray as a badger, with a goat’s
 Not only beard but bleat, ’gins wage
 War with our Mary. Thus he dotes:—
 
“‘Friends, grant a grace! How Hebrews toilThrough life in Florence—why relate
 To those who lay the burden, spoil
 Our paths of peace? We bear our fate.
 But when with life the long toil ends,
 Why must you—the expression craves
 Pardon, but truth compels me, friends!—
 Why must you plague us in our graves?
 
“‘Thoughtlessly plague, I would believe!For how can you—the lords of ease
 By nurture, birthright—e’en conceive
 Our luxury to lie with trees
 And turf,—the cricket and the bird
 Left for our last companionship:
 No harsh deed, no unkindly word,
 No frowning brow nor scornful lip!
 
“‘Death’s luxury, we now rehearseWhile, living, through your streets we fare
 And take your hatred: nothing worse
 Have we, once dead and safe, to bear!
 So we refresh our souls, fulfil
 Our works, our daily tasks; and thus
 Gather you grain—earth’s harvest—still
 The wheat for you, the straw for us.
 
“‘What flouting in face, what harm,In just a lady borne from bier
 By boys’ heads, wings for leg and arm?’
 You question. Friends, the harm is here—
 That just when our last sigh is heaved,
 And we would fain thank God and you
 For labor done and peace achieved,
 Back comes the Past in full review!
 
“‘At sight of just that simple flag,Starts the foe-feeling serpent-like
 From slumber. Leave it lulled, nor drag—
 Though fangless—forth what needs must strike
 When stricken sore, though stroke be vain
 Against the mailed oppressor! Give
 Play to our fancy that we gain
 Life’s rights when once we cease to live!
 
“‘Thus much to courtesy, to kind,To conscience! Now to Florence folk!
 There’s core beneath this apple-rind,
 Beneath this white-of-egg there’s yolk!
 Beneath this prayer to courtesy,
 Kind, conscience—there’s a sum to pouch!
 How many ducats down will buy
 Our shame’s removal, sirs? Avouch!
 
“‘Removal, not destruction, sirs!Just turn your picture! Let it front
 The public path! Or memory errs,
 Or that same public path is wont
 To witness many a chance befall
 Of lust, theft, bloodshed—sins enough,
 Wherein our Hebrew part is small.
 Convert yourselves!’—he cut up rough.
 
“Look you, how soon a service pairReligion yields the servant fruit!
 A prompt reply our Farmer made
 So following: ‘Sirs, to grant your suit
 Involves much danger! How? Transpose
 Our Lady? Stop the chastisement,
 All for your good, herself bestows?
 What wonder if I grudge consent?
 
“’—Yet grant it: since, what cash I takeIs so much saved from wicked use.
 We know you! And, for Mary’s sake,
 A hundred ducats shall induce
 Concession to your prayer. One day
 Suffices: Master Buti’s brush
 Turns Mary round the other way,
 And deluges your side with slush.
 
‘Down with the ducats therefore!’ Dump,Dump, dump it falls, each counted piece
 Hard gold. Then out of door they stump,
 These dogs, each brisk as with new lease
 Of life, I warrant,—glad he’ll die
 Henceforward just as he may choose,
 Be buried and in clover lie!
 Well said Esaias—‘stiff-necked Jews!’
 
“Off posts without a minute’s lossOur Farmer, once the cash in poke,
 And summons Buti—ere its gloss
 Have time to fade from off the joke—
 To chop and change his work, undo
 The done side, make the side, now blank,
 Recipient of our Lady—who,
 Displaced thus, had these dogs to thank!
 
“Now, boy, you’re hardly to instructIn technicalities of Art!
 My nephew’s childhood sure has sucked
 Along with mother’s-milk some part
 Of painter’s-practice—learned, at least
 How expeditiously is plied
 A work in fresco—never ceased
 When once begun—a day, each side.
 
“So, Buti—(he’s with God)—begins:First covers up the shrine all round
 With hoarding; then, as like as twins,
 Paints, t’other side the burial-ground,
 New Mary, every point the same;
 Next, sluices over, as agreed,
 The old; and last—but, spoil the game
 By telling you? Not I, indeed!
 
“Well, ere the week was half at end,Out came the object of this zeal,
 This fine alacrity to spend
 Hard money for mere dead men’s weal!
 How think you? That old spokesman Jew
 Was High Priest, and he had a wife
 As old, and she was dying too,
 And wished to end in peace her life!
 
“And he must humor dying whims,And soothe her with the idle hope
 They’d say their prayers and sing their hymns
 As if her husband were the Pope!
 And she did die—believing just
 This privilege was purchased! Dead
 In comfort through her foolish trust!
 ‘Stiff-necked ones,’ well Esaias said!
 
“So, Sabbath morning, out of gateAnd on to way, what sees our arch
 Good Farmer? Why, they hoist their freight—
 The corpse—on shoulder, and so, march!
 ‘Now for it, Buti!’ In the nick
 Of time ’tis pully-hauly, hence
 With hoarding! O’er the wayside quick
 There’s Mary plain in evidence!
 
“And here’s the convoy halting: right!Oh, they are bent on howling psalms
 And growling prayers, when opposite!
 And yet they glance, for all their qualms,
 Approve that promptitude of his,
 The Farmer’s—duly at his post
 To take due thanks from every phiz,
 Sour smirk—nay, surly smile almost!
 
“Then earthward drops each brow again;The solemn task’s resumed; they reach
 Their holy field—the unholy train:
 Enter its precinct, all and each,
 Wrapt somehow in their godless rites;
 Till, rites at end, up-waking, lo,
 They lift their faces! What delights
 The mourners as they turn to go?
 
“Ha, ha! he, he! On just the sideThey drew their purse-strings to make quit
 Of Mary,—Christ the Crucified
 Fronted them now—these biters bit!
 Never was such a hiss and snort,
 Such screwing nose and shooting lip!
 Their purchase—honey in report—
 Proved gall and verjuice at first sip!
 
“Out they break, on they bustle, where,A-top of wall, the Farmer waits
 With Buti: never fun so rare!
 The Farmer has the best: he rates
 The rascal, as the old High Priest
 Takes on himself to sermonize—
 Nay, sneer, ‘We Jews supposed, at least,
 Theft was a crime in Christian eyes!’
 
“‘Theft?’ cries the Farmer. ‘Eat your words!Show me what constitutes a breach
 Of faith in aught was said or heard!
 I promised you in plainest speech
 I’d take the thing you count disgrace
 And put it here—and here ’tis put!
 Did you suppose I’d leave the place
 Blank therefore, just your rage to glut?
 
“’I guess you dared not stipulateFor such a damned impertinence!
 So, quick, my graybeard, out of gate
 And in at Ghetto! Haste you hence!
 As long as I have house and land,
 To spite you irreligious chaps,
 Here shall the Crucifixion stand—
 Unless you down with cash, perhaps!’
 
“So snickered he and Buti both.The Jews said nothing, interchanged
 A glance or two, renewed their oath
 To keep ears stopped and hearts estranged
 From grace, for all our Church can do;
 Then off they scuttle: sullen jog
 Homewards, against our Church to brew
 Fresh mischief in their synagogue.
 
“But next day—see what happened, boy!See why I bid you have a care
 How you pelt Jews! The knaves employ
 Such methods of revenge, forbear
 No outrage on our faith, when free
 To wreak their malice! Here they took
 So base a method—plague o’ me
 If I record it in my Book!
 
“For, next day while the Farmer satLaughing with Buti, in his shop,
 At their successful joke,—rat-tat,—
 Door opens, and they’re like to drop
 Down to the floor as in there stalks
 A six-feet-high herculean-built
 Young he-Jew with a beard that balks
 Description. ‘Help ere blood be spilt!’
 
—“Screamed Buti: for he recognizedWhom but the son, no less no more,
 Of that High Priest his work surprised
 So pleasantly the day before!
 Son of the mother, then, whereof
 The bier he lent a shoulder to,
 And made the moans about, dared scoff
 At sober Christian grief—the Jew!
 
“‘Sirs, I salute you! Never rise!No apprehension!’ (Buti, white
 And trembling like a tub of size,
 Had tried to smuggle out of sight
 The picture’s self—the thing in oils,
 You know, from which a fresco’s dash
 Which courage speeds while caution spoils)
 ‘Stay and be praised, sir, unabashed!
 
“‘Praised,—ay, and paid too: for I comeTo buy that very work of yours.
 My poor abode, which boasts—well, some
 Few specimens of Art, secures,
 Haply, a masterpiece indeed
 If I should find my humble means
 Suffice the outlay. So, proceed!
 Propose—ere prudence intervenes!’
 
“On Buti, cowering like a child,These words descended from aloft,
 In tone so ominously mild,
 With smile terrifically soft
 To that degree—could Buti dare
 (Poor fellow) use his brains, think twice?
 He asked, thus taken unaware,
 No more than just the proper price!
 
“‘Done!’ cries the monster. ‘I disburseForthwith your moderate demand.
 Count on my custom—if no worse
 Your future work be, understand,
 Than this I carry off! No aid!
 My arm, sir, lacks nor bone nor thews:
 The burden’s easy, and we’re made,
 Easy or hard, to bear—we Jews!’
 
“Crossing himself at such escape,Buti by turns the money eyes
 And, timidly, the stalwart shape
 Now moving doorwards; but, more wise,
 The Farmer—who, though dumb, this while
 Had watched advantage—straight conceived
 A reason for that tone and smile
 So mild and soft! The Jew—believed!
 
“Mary in triumph borne to deckA Hebrew household! Pictured where
 No one was used to bend the neck
 In praise or bow the knee in prayer!
 Borne to that domicile by whom?
 The son of the High Priest! Through what?
 An insult done his mother’s tomb!
 Saul changed to Paul—the case came pat!
 
“‘Stay, dog-Jew . . . gentle sir, that is!Resolve me! Can it be, she crowned,—
 Mary, by miracle,—oh bliss!—
 My prevent to your burial-ground?
 Certain, a ray of light has burst
 Your vale of darkness! Had you else,
 Only for Mary’s sake, an pursed
 So much hard money? Tell—oh, tell’s!’
 
“Round—like a serpent that we tookFor worm and trod on-turns his bulk
 About the Jew. First dreadful look
 Sends Buti in a trice to skulk
 Out of sight somewhere, safe—alack!
 But our good Farmer faith made bold:
 And firm (with Florence at his back)
 He stood, while gruff the gutturals rolled—
 
“‘Ay, sir, a miracle was worked,By quite another power, I trow,
 Than ever yet in canvas lurked,
 Or you would scarcely face me now!
 A certain impulse did suggest
 A certain grasp with this right-hand,
 Which probably had put to rest
 Our quarrel,—thus your throat once spanned!
 
“‘But I remembered me, subduedThat impulse, and you face me still!
 And soon a philosophic mood
 Succeeding (hear it, if you will!)
 Has altogether changed my views
 Concerning Art! Blind prejudice!
 Well may you Christians tax us Jews
 With scrupulosity too nice!
 
“‘For, don’t I see,—let’s issue join!—Whenever I’m allowed pollute
 (I—and my little bag of coin)
 Some Christian palace of repute,—
 Don’t I see stuck up everywhere
 Abundant proof that cultured taste
 Has Beauty for its only care,
 And upon Truth no thought to waste?
 
“‘’Jew, since it must be, take in pledgeOf payment ‘—so a Cardinal
 has sighed to me as if a wedge
 Entered his heart—’ this best of all
 My treasures! ‘Leda, Ganymede
 Or Antiope: swan, eagle, ape.
 (Or what’s the beast of what’s the breed,)
 And Jupiter in every shape!
 
“‘Whereat if I presume to ask’But, Eminence, though Titian’s whisk
 Of brush have well performed its task,
 How comes it these false godships frisk
 In presence of—what yonder frame
 Pretends to image? Surely, odd
 It seems, you let confront The Name
 Each beast the heathen called his god!’
 
“‘Benignant smiles me pity straightThe Cardinal. ’Tis Truth, we prize!
 Art’s the sole question in debate!
 These subjects are so many lies.
 We treat them with a proper scorn
 When we turn lies—called gods forsooth—
 To lies’ fit use, now Christ is born.
 Drawing and coloring are Truth.
 
“‘Think you I honor lies so muchAs scruple to parade the charms
 Of Leda—Titian, every touch—
 Because the thing within her arms
 Means Jupiter who had the praise
 And prayer of a benighted world?
 He would have mine too, if, in days
 Of light, I kept the canvas furled!’
 
“‘So ending, with some easy gibe.What power has logic! I, at once,
 Acknowledged error in our tribe
 So squeamish that, when friends ensconce
 A pretty picture in its niche
 To do us honor, deck our graves,
 We fret and fume and have an itch
 To strangle folk—ungrateful knaves!
 
“‘No, sir! Be sure that—what’s its style,Your picture?—shall possess ungrudged
 A place among my rank and file
 Of Ledas and what not—be judged
 Just as a picture! and (because
 I fear me much I scarce have bought
 A Titian) Master Buti’s flaws
 Found there, will have the laugh flaws ought!’
 
“So, with a scowl, it darkens door—This bulk—no longer! But makes
 Prompt glad re-entry; there’s a score
 Of oaths, as the good Farmer wakes
 From what must needs have been a trance,
 Or he had struck (he swears) to ground
 The bold bad mouth that dared advance
 Such doctrine the reverse of sound!
 
“Was magic here? Most like! For, since,Somehow our city’s faith grows still
 More and more lukewarm. and our Prince
 Or loses heart or wants the will
 To check increase of cold. ’Tis ‘Live
 And let live! Languidly repress
 The Dissident! In short,—contrive
 Christians must bear with Jews: no less!’
 
“The end seems, any IsraeliteWants any picture,—pishes, poops,
 Purchases, hangs it full in sight
 In any chamber he may choose!
 In Christ’s crown, one more thorn we rue!
 In Mary’s bosom, one more sword!
 No, boy, you must not pelt a Jew!
 O Lord, how long? How long, O Lord?”
 
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